Feb 18, 2010

Art of Living- The ultimate Spiritual Service provider

The Invisible-visible Connection

Technology used- Sudarshan Kriya

Target customer base- The most confused mammals on planet earth who have been gifted with the ability to breathe in different patterns

Key Network strength- Dedicated satellites (Swamis and Rishis)

Basic plan -

Coverage area- International Roaming (upgradation possible)

Connectivity- Moderate (upgradation possible)

Rentals- Connectivity for a life time only @ Rs.2500.00

Free services-

1) Weekly free refills of long Sudarshan kriya for a life time

2) Top ups- Satsangs and Knowledge sheets

Terms and conditions

1) Daily recharge required - Kriya everyday

2) For stronger signals- Seva and Satsangs

Advanced plan-

Coverage area- Universal access (All Planets)

Connectivity- High (upgradation possible)

SMS- Instant intuitive connection with other instruments

Terms and conditions

1) Recharge- Twice a year for unlimited access

2) For 24*7 signals- 2 hours Sadhana, daily Seva,Weekly satsangs

For instrument upgradation

1) DSN- Increases Battery life

2) Patanjali Yoga Sutras- Makes instrument weather proof

3) Bhakti Sutra-Rings melodies of romance

4) Ashtavakra Geeta- Extra antenna

Rewards for patrons-

1) TTC-Transmission Tower channels

2) Free will-Access to the universal Browser (Source of thoughts)

3) Grace downloads 24*7

New Offer- For 1,00,008 new friends apply for a basic plan (18th march YES+ in Mumbai). Special discounts available.Conditions apply :)

In Service

VJ

Your ideas and comments will help in better services:)

31 comments:

Rishabh said...

Brilliant comparison, awesome pic chosen (guruji luks like some bhai!!)
Proud to be a salesman of this kind of service!!

Mamta Pandya said...

Wow!!!!!!
Too Good .....
Kyaa likha hai....superb !!!!

Jay said...

MIND BLASTING!!! I totally agree with Rishabh. We can say with such confidence, 'mere pe BHAI ka haath hai'


Awesomely written

AparnA said...

Quite innovative thinking :)

Akhil said...

hehe...knew this was coming...we can win 1st prize if we start participating in marketing competitions as nobody knows their products or have full faith in their products as much we do :)

Jainil Khandelwal said...

Yeh toh bada toing hai...brilliant thoughtwork! :D
I Agree with Rishab, he looks like a cool bhai! ;-)

Unknown said...

Simply brilliant and also very true

Unknown said...

Waah Vasu Behna, Waah!! Ka baat hai! HMMM..... 'BHAI' ho toh aisa. 'Ik phunewa ghoomaiyeke bas... pura jindagi ma rebolusun laye diye'....Ka Baat Hai....Bahut hi Kamaal Baat Hai....

priya said...

assume it is guruji commenting on this post ..."mogambo khush hua!!muahahha"
awesome stuff!!

poonamshah said...

so creative !! :) simply love it !!

nands said...

Superb! :)

atmarati avirodhena said...

awesome !! absolutely loved the advanced plan and the instrument upgradation :) superb!

love
tanu

Shruti Poojari said...

Simply superb!!!!!!!!!! brilliant......very well written....

jhalak said...

:-) just cant pedict wat will u cum up wit dii wen i open the blog.......... amazing intellect used wit a pure heart...... juz so perfect :-)

raghav said...

oh my god! this is amazing.

Unknown said...

haha brilliant one. waiting for new plans :P

shruthi ashah said...

majjamei

Sakshi Batra said...

JAI GURUDEVA!!!!
I've been reading your blog off n on.... but this one was AWESOMEEEEEEEEE amounty of creativity... you must take it to Dinesha Bhaiya to read it out to everyone at the course tomorrow... I consider it my birthday gift, since u wrote it on 18th. Thank you. Lots of love
Sakshi

siddharth said...

haha super super cool, guruji is sure looking like a universal dude!

Unknown said...

supreb.....so creative damn cool

Virat said...

THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!

I truly have no words to praise this post enough!!!!

Jahan Panah....Salaam Kubool Keejeye!! :)

Prashant said...

WAAAH!!!

wat a postt, awesomeness!!

Arushi Dass said...

waaaooowww
awsum

Pratik Gindodia (the one with the Oath ceremony..lolz) said...

after all the lovely comments, nothin is left 2 say but still want to add a drop of water 2 the sea of comments n say...MInd Blowing... Your too good. :)
JGD

anirudhan iyengar said...

smart attractive nd eye catchy marketing

Unknown said...

Amazing...!!! You really need to have a connection for writing this...!!! :)

Jitu speaks out said...

beautiful.... really beautiful...that was actually a telecommunication comparison. Being an IT Guy I would like to add some IT terminology.

Unknown said...

Beautifully written
Superb Comparission

Pothi said...

Wonderful presentation!

jai guru dev

Vivek Patil said...

beautifully written... :) JGD!

Anusha said...

I ended up at your blog by chance..and absolutely loved this post!! Superb superb superb!

Great going.. :-)

Jai Gurudev..

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