The Invisible-visible Connection
Technology used- Sudarshan Kriya
Target customer base- The most confused mammals on planet earth who have been gifted with the ability to breathe in different patterns
Key Network strength- Dedicated satellites (Swamis and Rishis)
Basic plan -
Coverage area- International Roaming (upgradation possible)
Connectivity- Moderate (upgradation possible)
Rentals- Connectivity for a life time only @ Rs.2500.00
Free services-
1) Weekly free refills of long Sudarshan kriya for a life time
2) Top ups- Satsangs and Knowledge sheets
Terms and conditions
1) Daily recharge required - Kriya everyday
2) For stronger signals- Seva and Satsangs
Advanced plan-
Coverage area- Universal access (All Planets)
Connectivity- High (upgradation possible)
SMS- Instant intuitive connection with other instruments
Terms and conditions
1) Recharge- Twice a year for unlimited access
2) For 24*7 signals- 2 hours Sadhana, daily Seva,Weekly satsangs
For instrument upgradation
1) DSN- Increases Battery life
2) Patanjali Yoga Sutras- Makes instrument weather proof
3) Bhakti Sutra-Rings melodies of romance
4) Ashtavakra Geeta- Extra antenna
Rewards for patrons-
1) TTC-Transmission Tower channels
2) Free will-Access to the universal Browser (Source of thoughts)
3) Grace downloads 24*7
New Offer- For 1,00,008 new friends apply for a basic plan (18th march YES+ in Mumbai). Special discounts available.Conditions apply :)
In Service
VJ
Your ideas and comments will help in better services:)
31 comments:
Brilliant comparison, awesome pic chosen (guruji luks like some bhai!!)
Proud to be a salesman of this kind of service!!
Wow!!!!!!
Too Good .....
Kyaa likha hai....superb !!!!
MIND BLASTING!!! I totally agree with Rishabh. We can say with such confidence, 'mere pe BHAI ka haath hai'
Awesomely written
Quite innovative thinking :)
hehe...knew this was coming...we can win 1st prize if we start participating in marketing competitions as nobody knows their products or have full faith in their products as much we do :)
Yeh toh bada toing hai...brilliant thoughtwork! :D
I Agree with Rishab, he looks like a cool bhai! ;-)
Simply brilliant and also very true
Waah Vasu Behna, Waah!! Ka baat hai! HMMM..... 'BHAI' ho toh aisa. 'Ik phunewa ghoomaiyeke bas... pura jindagi ma rebolusun laye diye'....Ka Baat Hai....Bahut hi Kamaal Baat Hai....
assume it is guruji commenting on this post ..."mogambo khush hua!!muahahha"
awesome stuff!!
so creative !! :) simply love it !!
Superb! :)
awesome !! absolutely loved the advanced plan and the instrument upgradation :) superb!
love
tanu
Simply superb!!!!!!!!!! brilliant......very well written....
:-) just cant pedict wat will u cum up wit dii wen i open the blog.......... amazing intellect used wit a pure heart...... juz so perfect :-)
oh my god! this is amazing.
haha brilliant one. waiting for new plans :P
majjamei
JAI GURUDEVA!!!!
I've been reading your blog off n on.... but this one was AWESOMEEEEEEEEE amounty of creativity... you must take it to Dinesha Bhaiya to read it out to everyone at the course tomorrow... I consider it my birthday gift, since u wrote it on 18th. Thank you. Lots of love
Sakshi
haha super super cool, guruji is sure looking like a universal dude!
supreb.....so creative damn cool
THIS IS SHEER BRILLIANCE!!!
I truly have no words to praise this post enough!!!!
Jahan Panah....Salaam Kubool Keejeye!! :)
WAAAH!!!
wat a postt, awesomeness!!
waaaooowww
awsum
after all the lovely comments, nothin is left 2 say but still want to add a drop of water 2 the sea of comments n say...MInd Blowing... Your too good. :)
JGD
smart attractive nd eye catchy marketing
Amazing...!!! You really need to have a connection for writing this...!!! :)
beautiful.... really beautiful...that was actually a telecommunication comparison. Being an IT Guy I would like to add some IT terminology.
Beautifully written
Superb Comparission
Wonderful presentation!
jai guru dev
beautifully written... :) JGD!
I ended up at your blog by chance..and absolutely loved this post!! Superb superb superb!
Great going.. :-)
Jai Gurudev..
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