Jokes...JOKes...JOKES!!!

Santa @ his bEst!!
Santa is driving a jeep in Jungle.
Tourist: If a wild Lion follows very close to us then how wil we escape??
sAnta: oye simple! Give a right indicator and take a left turn!!



"Blackmailing in new sTyle!"
eMployee: Sir, agar apne meri salary nahi badhai toh main sare office mein jaa kar bata doonga ki aapne meri salary badha di hai!!!!....



RED ALERT!!!!!
tErrorists have hijacked a plane full of iNdian politicians and have declared that if their demands are not met they wil release a politician every single hour!!!!!